Dean Del Mastro, the once high ranked Conservative MP was sentenced to one month in prison for lying about campaign expenses. Kids, let this be a lesson to you. Never lie and always be honest or you’ll end up like Del Mastro. I guess Del Mastro really didn’t learn much as a child. To start off with he lied about stealing and also cried when speaking in parliament. I can just picture a younger version of Dean in daycare. He eats his lunch and is still hungry so he steals someone else’s lunch. When the teacher comes around and confronts Dean, he breaks out in tears, just like he did at the age of 44.
Now the reason why I called Del Mastro “Don Del Mastro” is because of the way he was escorted out of court. There’s a non stop vine which you can find here: https://vine.co/v/e52xOlx2KM5
But the longer version which you can find here: http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=dean+del+mastro+yahoo+news&FORM=HDRSC3#view=detail&mid=834AE18476E30CAD7573834AE18476E30CAD7573
is even more gruesome. First of all, Del Mastro looks like an Italian Mob Boss who has been convicted on 10 counts of murder. Seriously. He is handcuffed and there are even SHACKLES ON HIS FEET. And to top it off, he was led into this huge ass police van/truck. Wow, look at the royal treatment we’re giving him. And the reason I say “we” is because we the taxpayers, are paying for his luxurious court exit. What else is also cool about the video is that you can hear the police officer talking to Del Mastro. The officer politely says “right over here” and Del Mastro replies, holding back tears he says “ok.” Once Del Mastro is locked up and ready to go the officer tells him “it’ll be about a 45 minute drive.”
Yes, a 45 minute drive to the can.
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